30 July 2010

The Chronic Illness Workbook — Patricia A. Fennell

The Chronic Illness Workbook — Patricia A. Fennell


And you're sure that if I follow all the steps that I'll end up with a chronic illness? Because I don't want some fucking curable shit.


29 July 2010

Misguided Angel — Melissa De La Cruz

Misguided Angel — Melissa De La Cruz


She may be misguided, but if using seagull wings as earmuffs is wrong, then I don't want to be right.


28 July 2010

The Rembrandt Affair — Daniel Silva

The Rembrandt Affair — Daniel Silva


Next time use Comic Sans to lend an even weightier feel to the cover.


27 July 2010

The Search — Nora Roberts

The Search — Nora Roberts


The illustrator's out sick, huh? Well, just draw what you can and then fog filter the hell out of it.


25 July 2010

The Overton Window — Glenn Beck

The Overton Window — Glenn Beck


Fucking Overton with his damn perfect view. Right at that luscious ass.


22 March 2010

The Case for Books — Robert Darnton

The Case for Books — Robert Darnton


But surely something this size will hold at most one book.


The Big Short — Michael Lewis

The Big Short — Michael Lewis


It's the girth that counts, right?


07 September 2009

Eat What You Love & Lose — Family Circle

This title works as both a diet book and a warning to necrophiliac cannibals.



06 September 2009

Sara Moulton Cooks At Home — Sara Moulton

Is this all it takes to publish a book these days? An announcement of an uninteresting fact? "Sammy Hagar takes out the garbage." "Fabio is out of toilet paper." "Paris Hilton ate a zucchini."



05 September 2009

Military Misdemeanors — Terry Crowdy

Cracker Jack prizes just fucking suck these days, huh?



04 September 2009

Understanding the Mind of Your Bipolar Child — Gregory T. Lombardo

Please read before cracking open the skull.



03 September 2009

Trojan Odyssey — Clive Cussler

Yes, take me on an odyssey with your Trojan, Dirk Pitt! Yes! Yes! Ram me with your long, thrusting bow! Let lightning strike twice! Let the waves of pleasure crash again and again!

(One entendre too many? Damn.)



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