Eat What You Love & Lose — Family Circle

This title works as both a diet book and a warning to necrophiliac cannibals.

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Sara Moulton Cooks At Home — Sara Moulton

Is this all it takes to publish a book these days? An announcement of an uninteresting fact? "Sammy Hagar takes out the garbage." "Fabio is out of toilet paper." "Paris Hilton ate a zucchini."

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Military Misdemeanors — Terry Crowdy

Cracker Jack prizes just fucking suck these days, huh?

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Understanding the Mind of Your Bipolar Child — Gregory T. Lombardo

Please read before cracking open the skull.

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Trojan Odyssey — Clive Cussler

Yes, take me on an odyssey with your Trojan, Dirk Pitt! Yes! Yes! Ram me with your long, thrusting bow! Let lightning strike twice! Let the waves of pleasure crash again and again!

(One entendre too many? Damn.)

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How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe — Marilyn Suzanne Miller

Oh, sorry:

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Broken Music — Sting

"Look at me, I'm a bumblebee! I'm a bumblebee! Call me 'Sting'! Hee hee!"

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