The Chronic Illness Workbook — Patricia A. Fennell

And you're sure that if I follow all the steps that I'll end up with a chronic illness? Because I don't want some fucking curable shit.

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Misguided Angel — Melissa De La Cruz

She may be misguided, but if using seagull wings as earmuffs is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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The Rembrandt Affair — Daniel Silva

Next time use Comic Sans to lend an even weightier feel to the cover.

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The Search — Nora Roberts

The illustrator's out sick, huh? Well, just draw what you can and then fog filter the hell out of it.

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The Overton Window — Glenn Beck

Fucking Overton with his damn perfect view. Right at that luscious ass.

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