Hey J.D.! Ever consider getting a shorter name, asshole? The typographers are clearly having trouble squeezing it onto the cover here.
At least give them permission to move the second "B" to the interior flap. Then there would be no need to use the bottom sliver of the page for a clip-art clusterfuck.
This book had better be about a goddamn cat-spirit who haunts the city, by the way, or I want my money back.
