Boys Will Put You on a Pedestal (so They Can Look up Your Skirt) — Philip Van Munching

Choose your own sarcasm:

#1: "They will also hang an ornate plaque to cover your fucking ugly knees."

#2: "So be sure to let boys make you feel small and lowly, that they can only peek down your shirt."

#3: "How do I know? Well, I was a boy once, and that's what — did I ever tell you how I got the name 'Munching'?"