![Boys Will Put You on a Pedestal (so They Can Look up Your Skirt) — Philip Van Munching](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrLJ6zrmzm_91xeKCNIwstKUxdtXQkECdaUx3NyEi8oRmOUdX447We79SDyCJj5J2f3HSbOR5hpw8eQKVMfW3TMF-lIRgFodY5WO9NtJsd3NmTWfxFnuFxZnQBqx1iiU17YPp3t8N8cTc/s320/9207893.jpg)
Choose your own sarcasm:
#1: "They will also hang an ornate plaque to cover your fucking ugly knees."
#2: "So be sure to let boys make you feel small and lowly, that they can only peek down your shirt."
#3: "How do I know? Well, I was a boy once, and that's what — did I ever tell you how I got the name 'Munching'?"